Whatever Andy Found Interesting While Out At Sea — Fall 2026
This semester, the Carnegie Mellon University Database Group is launching a seminar series organized around a rigorously defined intellectual theme: whatever Andy thinks would be a good time.
There is no syllabus, only currents; no reading list, only artifacts deposited mysteriously on the conference-room table in a damp canvas sack; and no guarantee that the invited speaker is affiliated with an accredited institution or has spent meaningful time on land. The objective is to escape the suffocating boundaries of conventional database research and follow the data wherever it drifts, provided Andy spotted it through binoculars and muttered, "Yeah, haul that aboard."
All talks are on-line and open to the public via Zoom. You do not need to be a current CMU student to attend. Random people off of the internet are especially welcome. Videos will be posted on the CMU-DB YouTube Channel after each talk.
- Time: Mondays @ 4:30pm ET
- Location: Zoom (Must Be Authenticated)
- Organizers: Andy Pavlo, Jignesh Patel, Sam Arch
Schedule
| Date | Speaker | Talk Title | Video | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sep 21 |
Sep 21 | Owen Xiao | Apache Doris: Real-Time Analytics and Search Database for AI Agents | — |
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Sep 28 | Will Zhang | OneWill.ai | — |
| Oct 5 |
Oct 5 | David Cramer | Sentry.io | — |
| Oct 19 |
Oct 19 | Neil Carson | Inside the Guts of FloeScan and other Interesting Design Magic | — |
| Oct 26 |
Oct 26 | Lakebase | — | |
| Nov 2 |
Nov 2 | Sai Srirampur | Unifying Postgres and ClickHouse Natively | — |
| Nov 9 |
Nov 9 | Jay Chia | Database for Visual Data and Robot Sensors: Beyond Vector Search, RAG and Timeseries | — |
| Nov 16 |
Nov 16 | Preston Thorpe | Turso | — |
| Nov 23 |
Nov 23 | Ed Huang | DB9: A Database for Agents, Built by Agents | — |
| Nov 30 |
Nov 30 | Artur Borycki | Building Distributed Database Engine | — |
Other Seminars
- Whatever Andy Found Interesting While Out At Sea (Fall 2026)
- PostgreSQL vs. The World Seminar Series (Spring 2026)
- Future Data Systems Seminar Series (Fall 2025)
- SQL or Death? Seminar Series (Spring 2025)
- Database Building Blocks Seminar Series (Fall 2024)
- ML⇄DB Seminar Series (Fall 2023)
- ¡Databases! – A Database Seminar Series (Fall 2022)
- Vaccination Database Talks (Booster) (Spring 2022)
- Vaccination Database Talks (Second Dose) (Fall 2021)
- Vaccination Database Talks (First Dose) (Spring 2021)
- Quarantine Database Tech Talks (Spring 2020)
- Hardware Accelerated Database Lectures (Fall 2018)
- Time Series Database Lectures (Fall 2017)
- The Databaseology Lectures (Fall 2015)
- Seven Databases in Seven Weeks Seminar (Fall 2014)

